OK, not really.  But, something like this is actually in the works: “Sources” say that Usain Bolt (fastest guy alive, adoptive parent of adorable cheetah named Lightning Bolt) might race Chris Johnson, of the Tennessee Titans (buyer of cars for his entire O-Line after his 2,000 yard rush season concluded yesterday.)
Our money is on Bolt, [...]

Caster Semenya, as most will know, is the runner who recently won a gold medal in the women’s 800 meter race in the world championships.  She was given her medal, but many are unhappy….because they think she’s a man?
Sort of.
Despite the assurances of Semenya and her family that she is a woman, she will undergo [...]