OK, not really.  But, something like this is actually in the works: “Sources” say that Usain Bolt (fastest guy alive, adoptive parent of adorable cheetah named Lightning Bolt) might race Chris Johnson, of the Tennessee Titans (buyer of cars for his entire O-Line after his 2,000 yard rush season concluded yesterday.)
Our money is on Bolt, [...]

The Hall of Fame game this year was a relief.  First of all, football!  We love football! And we’re so ready for fall sports.  Saturdays and Sundays in front of the TV, with occasional outings involving crisp fall weather and judiciously applied flasks in our cups?
We’ll take it.
This year, we’ll also take the Titans, who, [...]