Pity the poor Pats fan.
Yup, you read it right.  We know, we know. Superbowls, Brady the golden boy, Randy Moss’ ridiculous resurgence, and the all-but-unbeaten (except the Superbowl.  I mean, who counts that!!?!) record.  But last night, Pats fans nationwide–cause this HAD to happen live on camera–squirmed as Bill Belichick made decisions a Madden player [...]

Buffalo lost to the Pats on Monday in an exciting game featuring two touchdowns to the same receiver in the last 2:05.  They played well–or possibly the Pats didn’t play to potential, but regardless, Buffalo looked fine–but the team has historical issues against the New England club, having lost something ridiculous like their last twelve [...]

We don’t even feel the need to snark on this, so for once we’re just going to play it straight:
Tedy Bruschi, one of our fave players of all time, announced his retirement this morning.  Bruschi worked his way up from practicesquad member to special-teams-only type guy to a starting linebacker who even made a Pro [...]

Plaxico Burress–best known for breaking the hearts of Pats fans and shooting himself in the leg–pled guilty to a weapons charge today and will serve two years in jail.  Burress pled to a lesser charge than those with which he was originally saddled,  agreeing to plead guilty to one count of criminal posession of a [...]