10:41 Kendrick leads off the bottom of the 6th and reaches–Youk may have been the victom of another bad call.  Francona argues emphatically.  Replays make it look like Youkilis had him but the throw from Lowell was undeniably terrible.  He’d deserve the error anyway, if you could even do that.
10:42 A perfect bunt on the [...]

10:12 Excitingly fair ball down the line!  Yay Eric Aybar!  At this point we’re rooting for a game of any kind.
10:13 If Youk hadn’t gotten that call, he’d have been ready to cut a bitch.  Great bunt by Figgins, though.
10:16 Dammit, we missed something while eating bananas foster.  Oh wait, NO WE DIDN’T.
10:17 Bobby Abreu [...]

9:54 One pitch, one out, to Lowell.  At least it’s speeding up?
9:55 Ooooh, blowing Morales MORE!  Seriously, and we never thought we’d say this, where’s Joe Buck when you need him?  He’s the expert…
9:56 Once again, it didn’t cause him to NOT ground out.
9:57 Q. “Who is this Marc Fein?”
A. “A Jew. A Jew who [...]

Both starters have 53 pitches. We’re about to add the bananas foster cooking process to the liveblog.  So far, smoke has been generated (this might be because of the cutting board we melted on to a burner last week.  Don’t worry, the plastic is nontoxic!)
Probably.
9:47 Oh, is there a baseball game occuring?  V-Mart grounds out.
9:49 [...]

Bill Simmons is pissed.  How do we know? He’s joking that good next steps for Favre include admitting he hates cheese curds and dark beer and calling Wisconsin homegirls “Laverne and Shirley” “ugly and not funny”.
We know this because we follow him on Twitter.  Twitter’s great for us, and for funny people like Simmons, because [...]

We can only go so long without a little baseball analysis, so here’s our take on all the post-trade-deadline deals MLB has seen recently.  Either we’re playing better attention, or there’s more going on this year post-deadline, and some of it might make a difference….
Alex Gonzalez to the Red Sox
The struggling Sox’ current best defensive [...]

Livejournal, or as those in the know call it, LJ, has recently started posting a feature they call Writer’s Block.  A recent one pointed out to us by a dear friend, combines tween pop culture and America’s pastime:
“Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires. The Cullen family is really strong this year and you [...]