Oh Ramon Ramirez, you are so terrible.  We thought you couldn’t suck as much as the offense, but you did.  That is all.
Saito on now.
Gorgeous double play got the runners at home and third–both were out by miles.  Nice, professional play by the Sox.
Two out double scores two more runs.  In case you’re wondering, we’re [...]

10:12 Excitingly fair ball down the line!  Yay Eric Aybar!  At this point we’re rooting for a game of any kind.
10:13 If Youk hadn’t gotten that call, he’d have been ready to cut a bitch.  Great bunt by Figgins, though.
10:16 Dammit, we missed something while eating bananas foster.  Oh wait, NO WE DIDN’T.
10:17 Bobby Abreu [...]

10:04 JBay makes hit.  Bananas Foster have not yet manifested.  The Sports Chick is getting deeply displeased.
10:06 Ask, and you shall receive, TBS. Double play, as ordered.
10:07 Halfway through.  Can you even call it a pitchers’ duel? Meh. You call it a meh.

9:54 One pitch, one out, to Lowell.  At least it’s speeding up?
9:55 Ooooh, blowing Morales MORE!  Seriously, and we never thought we’d say this, where’s Joe Buck when you need him?  He’s the expert…
9:56 Once again, it didn’t cause him to NOT ground out.
9:57 Q. “Who is this Marc Fein?”
A. “A Jew. A Jew who [...]

Both starters have 53 pitches. We’re about to add the bananas foster cooking process to the liveblog.  So far, smoke has been generated (this might be because of the cutting board we melted on to a burner last week.  Don’t worry, the plastic is nontoxic!)
Probably.
9:47 Oh, is there a baseball game occuring?  V-Mart grounds out.
9:49 [...]