Imagine Derek Jeter’s sterling defense in 3D.  Now, imagine his amazing assets, if you will.
Happy yet?  OK, try Sharapova, if you must.
ESPN’s making your dream a reality, with a 3D TV network–the first of it’s kind–which will debut sometime this year. It will broadcast a minimum of 85 live sporting events, including the 2011 BCS [...]

OK, not really.  But, something like this is actually in the works: “Sources” say that Usain Bolt (fastest guy alive, adoptive parent of adorable cheetah named Lightning Bolt) might race Chris Johnson, of the Tennessee Titans (buyer of cars for his entire O-Line after his 2,000 yard rush season concluded yesterday.)
Our money is on Bolt, [...]

When we think of the Olympic torch, we think of the fabulousness of photo finishes.  The dedication of athletes who devote their lives to sport.  OK, maybe that parade with the interesting outfits and the incredibly excited athletes from Togo, or the Marshall Islands….all three of them.  Here’s what we don’t think of: Over-moussed country [...]

Former Blue Jay’s pitcher Halladay wanted to say goodbye and thanks to his former fans, who stuck with him when he was really the only bright spot on a pretty terrible team that kept almost being half decent (the worst kind of team to root  for, in our humble opinion.)
He’s off to the Phillies, and [...]

Lots of baseball news the past couple days, changing the complexion of a few teams.  We’ll run down what’s been done and offer a few suggestions…are you reading, managers?
Key Acquisitions
1. Hideki Matsui for the Angels: They needed a bat.  And by needed, we mean “for years and years.”  Even if people thought the Angels, until [...]

We’ve been a bit AWOL, but felt the ned to weigh in on the recent story from our ne k of the woods (well, at least sort of.  Texas is pretty big.)  A high school senior in Ft. Worth who was likely in line for an NCAA volleyball scholarship has had to sit out games, [...]

Rumors have been flying.  He was drunk.  No, he wasn’t, but the injuries came from his wife hitting him and his car with the golf club.  No, wait…
Well, today Woods released a statement: He has, apparently, and we quote, “transgressed”.  He’s “far from perfect.”  He has “let his family down.”
Here’s what he doesn’t say: “I [...]

This week, in haiku form!
We kicked some butt hard.
still one more spot ’til first place.
playoff berth clinch–yep.

ESPN is reporting that Tiger Woods was seriously injured thisd morning in what is thought to have been a one-car accident near his Orlando, Florida home.  (Some sources say directly outside his home.)  Florida news say he hit a fire hydrant and tree while pulling out of his driveway.
UPDATE: The crash occurred at 2:20 in [...]

No, not that strange Hayley Joel Osment flick. We think we’re the only ones who remember that. In fact, does anyone even remember Hayley Joel Osment?
Nope, it’s the big guy, Allen Iverson. Apparently he “still has love for the game and the desire to play.” But he’s retiring at the ripe old age of 34. [...]

This is a sad, depressing story–but it has a happy ending.  Here are the sad parts:
1. Drew Brees: more interceptions than TDs in his last 3 games.  What are we supposed to do, start Mark Sanchez?
2. Cedric Benson: 22 yards and a hip injury? Ow.  He’s expected to practice on a limited basis this week, [...]

Pity the poor Pats fan.
Yup, you read it right.  We know, we know. Superbowls, Brady the golden boy, Randy Moss’ ridiculous resurgence, and the all-but-unbeaten (except the Superbowl.  I mean, who counts that!!?!) record.  But last night, Pats fans nationwide–cause this HAD to happen live on camera–squirmed as Bill Belichick made decisions a Madden player [...]