ESPN is reporting that Tiger Woods was seriously injured thisd morning in what is thought to have been a one-car accident near his Orlando, Florida home.  (Some sources say directly outside his home.)  Florida news say he hit a fire hydrant and tree while pulling out of his driveway.
UPDATE: The crash occurred at 2:20 in [...]

No, not that strange Hayley Joel Osment flick. We think we’re the only ones who remember that. In fact, does anyone even remember Hayley Joel Osment?
Nope, it’s the big guy, Allen Iverson. Apparently he “still has love for the game and the desire to play.” But he’s retiring at the ripe old age of 34. [...]

This is a sad, depressing story–but it has a happy ending.  Here are the sad parts:
1. Drew Brees: more interceptions than TDs in his last 3 games.  What are we supposed to do, start Mark Sanchez?
2. Cedric Benson: 22 yards and a hip injury? Ow.  He’s expected to practice on a limited basis this week, [...]

Pity the poor Pats fan.
Yup, you read it right.  We know, we know. Superbowls, Brady the golden boy, Randy Moss’ ridiculous resurgence, and the all-but-unbeaten (except the Superbowl.  I mean, who counts that!!?!) record.  But last night, Pats fans nationwide–cause this HAD to happen live on camera–squirmed as Bill Belichick made decisions a Madden player [...]

Jonathan Papelbon has a problem, and it isn’t his run of the mill which-glare-to-give type issue. Pap should have taken the generous deal he was offered in the offseason, but he not only didn’t, he talked semi-loudly of other teams he might pitch for, bringing his clutch playoff record and big-game poise to bear for [...]

Today is the beginning, in our neck of the woods, of college basketball season.  What this means for UPH:

Heckling. One of the best parts of small-time DI sports is the simple fact that you actually get to TALK to the other team.  And scare them.  And mock them for arbitrary things, like receding hairlines.  And, [...]

We hate to admit this, but we sort of wanted the Yankees to win the World Series.
Ugh, ’scuse us.  We have to go beat ourselves up a little.  But that won’t make it less true.
We’re fans of the game, and the way the game’s played, the New York Yankees were far and away the best [...]