Livejournal, or as those in the know call it, LJ, has recently started posting a feature they call Writer’s Block.  A recent one pointed out to us by a dear friend, combines tween pop culture and America’s pastime:

“Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires. The Cullen family is really strong this year and you want to bring in a ringer. Which currently active MLB baseball player do you sire?”

User-submitted answers, hilarious, incredulous, and otherwise, after the jump.  Needless to say, this called A LOT of LJDrama.

“This is clearly the ploy of some sh**fun Angels fan to celebrate Vlad’s return from the DL.” ~SpicChic

“This is by far the most asinine question that I’ve ever heard posed. I am answering solely based on the fact that I could almost HEAR a few IQ points being torn away screaming from my skull.

A-Rod.” ~squishingmelons

“Umm…the green one?” ~bimbo_zombie

“I’d start a BASEketball team. Suck it.”~Busty Sinclair

and, totally UPH’s fave…

“okay I pick Kevin Youkilis, my boyfriend.
he has the word KIL(L) (the second L is assumed) in his NAME.”~Rachel Lee Pirate Jones